Bottled Water

[Clang McFly]

I could see paying three bucks a month if the water is employee- financed. Besides, three bucks is like 1 large coffee. Its a matter of perspective. You should pay it, drink huge amounts of water to make up for it, then laugh as you literally piss away their profit margin.

And if you take 3 extra 5 minute piss breaks per day on the clock, its just like giving yourself a paid hour and 15 minutes per week. That's 5 paid hours a month of vacation, or a week and a half paid vacation per year. Just saying.

Sure and then I'll take up smoking(not that hard, I smoke on the rare occaison), and get even more paid time for wasting time, and then when I'm lucky enough to get lung cancer I can get even more paid time off in the hospital.