hypothetical: calling all evil vagina monsters

[FAHQTOO]

PS is it bad if I imagine FQ2 getting so mad at me that she rips off all her clothes, and then we kiss? I'm not saying I did, but hypothetically...is that bad?

Hypothetically...I would rather stab myself in the juggelar before I let you kiss me. Hypothetically and all. It's not like I really would. I would stab you!

Haha! If we ever hooked up, one of us would be dead in a week. I wonder which one...

You wouldn't be able to reach my "juggelar" from where I'd be kissing. You could stab the top of my head, maybe.

And I would definitely be the one dead in a week. You'd probably give me some exotic disease like Ginger-vitis.

Women gonna be the death of me...but what a way to go.

Haha!