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Trump for president
#61
He's already had his "big blow"
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#62


Can't even stand looking at that lying cocksucka.
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#63
(05-24-2016, 12:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Can't even stand looking at that lying cocksucka.

Yet, you can't get enough of him. You'll be calling him President Cocksucka Trump soon.
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#64
(05-24-2016, 12:59 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Yet, you can't get enough of him.


You're absolutely right. I read his tweets all the while muttering like a crazy person. I am so fucked in the head. 21

Pray for me.
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#65
If that fucking moron gets in the white house, pray for all of us.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#66
I already pray for all of you.
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#67
To vote for Mr. Fuckface.
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#68


I had been thinking that I should have more faith in the American public, I thought I wasn't giving them enough credit and that people were smart enough to know better and then it occurred to me that I was thinking about the very same people that voted for George Bush...twice!
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#69
(05-25-2016, 04:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I had been thinking that I should have more faith in the American public, I thought I wasn't giving them enough credit and that people were smart enough to know better and then it occurred to me that I was thinking about the very same people that voted for Barak Obama...twice!


There , fixed it for ya Duch . . . You're Welcome.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#70
Actually, not a single person ever voted for Barak Obama. Not even once.
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#71
So I missed a letter, big deal. Spelling Nazi.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#72
Smiley_emoticons_smile

I've never been a spelling Nazi.

And, I didn't say it was a big deal.

I just found it funny that your 'fix' of someone else's observation was so obviously broken.
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#73
Why do your posts keep coming up twice , Hotd?
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#74
I got a new laptop a few weeks ago. It's a touch screen and super sensitive. When I hit "post reply", it posts twice half the time. Pain in the ass.
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#75
Don't pay any bills on that damn thing!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#76
Note to self, don't buy a touch screen.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#77
(05-25-2016, 11:57 AM)Maggot Wrote: Don't pay any bills on that damn thing!

I happens about half the time when I 'click' on anything. Luckily, when it's a transaction that gets processed, I get an error message. Otherwise, you're right, my bank account would be screwed.

I need to work on developing a lighter touch, I guess. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#78
(05-25-2016, 10:15 AM)F.U. Wrote: You're Welcome.


Not thankful! Taz
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#79
I started thinking about HotD clicking her supersensitive button twice as fast and working to develop a lighter touch or being screwed, and I accidentally knocked my computer off my lap.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#80


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