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YO, MOCK DADDY!
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YO, MOCK DADDY!



Today is your special day. It's all about you, Mock daddy. It's a day to be honored for all that you do.

MS will probably motorboat his wife and play a round of golf. Maggottyboo will be out at his pool and Donovan will be fighting off the attentions of his landlord.

Happy Father's Day, Mock daddy.






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06-19-2016 06:25 AM
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I have been thinking about this, Trump has billions of course his ego would love to know every single thing that is being said about him.

So Happy Mock Daddy except Trump. You vulgar uneducated twat.

Addit: I forgot rich bastard with no humility, what a nasty man with all that dough.

Addit: Addit: You don't deserve your own thread you should be in the cunt thread.

Needless to say you are not welcome in my club.





06-19-2016 06:57 AM
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06-19-2016 07:04 AM
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I have my Granddaughter here this weekend and she wears me the fuck out! Everyone is sleeping and my coffee taste just right. Its quiet but I should be hearing little feet running around any second now. I'm happy.






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06-19-2016 07:51 AM
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(06-19-2016 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote:  I'm happy.


When you have that, everything else falls into place.






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06-19-2016 07:54 AM
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I'm usually pretty happy all the time, I don't deal well with people that complain all the time or are always in some kind of funk. Life is to short for that. Some things you just cannot do anything about so I don't let it bother me................I hear little feet.






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06-19-2016 08:02 AM
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RE: YO, MOCK DADDY!

(06-19-2016 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote:  I have my Granddaughter here this weekend and she wears me the fuck out! Everyone is sleeping and my coffee taste just right. Its quiet but I should be hearing little feet running around any second now. I'm happy.

Cherrish that everyday Maggs.
I would give anything for my Dad to see my grandkids for just one day.

Happy Fathers Day Mock Daddies!





06-19-2016 10:11 AM
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Thanks for the nice wishes!

Heading to Grantsburg, WI for a day at the lake with my dad, brother & sis and her family.

Plenty of kids, boating and hopefully good times.

Happy Father's Day to all dads here!





06-19-2016 10:25 AM
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Thanks Ladies.
I have to work 4-close tonight so I wont be celebrating today. However the girls are gunna keep me company at work tonight wearing short skirts and low cut tops just so they can tease me all night long. Fucking bitches. . . . man I love them. Hahahahaha






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06-19-2016 01:21 PM
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Well my teenage son deigned to break me off a chunk of his time around 9pm so I get to see him but only if I skip Game of Thrones. I wonder if I should tell him it's about even on which one gets bumped. If there was no on demand the kid would be done.

Miss the little dude today. He's got a birthday coming up in July too. Other than that, haven't done a damn thing all day. Lazy Sunday.






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06-19-2016 06:36 PM
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Happy father's day!

I cooked NY strips, crab cakes, grilled corn and a Caesar salad from scratch which means I made the croutons and dressing, not store bought. The crab cakes were good, the steak was ok even though I cooked it to a perfect medium rare with a hot pink center but it still lacked flavor. We learned about the difference between grocery store steaks and aged steaks in The Forgotten Land thread. The salad was the best Caesar salad I ever had. That was the star of the meal, a damn salad. If you want the recipe I'll post it, it's very simple and you'll get all kinds of oohs and aahs.





06-19-2016 08:28 PM
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(06-19-2016 10:11 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:  
(06-19-2016 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote:  I have my Granddaughter here this weekend and she wears me the fuck out! Everyone is sleeping and my coffee taste just right. Its quiet but I should be hearing little feet running around any second now. I'm happy.

Cherrish that everyday Maggs.
I would give anything for my Dad to see my grandkids for just one day.

Happy Fathers Day Mock Daddies!

I would give anything for another Father's Day with my dad too.

Today is his birthday as well. He died 9 years ago and I still miss him a lot.


Happy Father's Day Maggot, MS, Donovan, F.U., Gunnar, Biggie, and all the Mock Daddies.





06-19-2016 08:45 PM
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(06-19-2016 08:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(06-19-2016 10:11 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:  
(06-19-2016 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote:  I have my Granddaughter here this weekend and she wears me the fuck out! Everyone is sleeping and my coffee taste just right. Its quiet but I should be hearing little feet running around any second now. I'm happy.

Cherrish that everyday Maggs.
I would give anything for my Dad to see my grandkids for just one day.

Happy Fathers Day Mock Daddies!

I would give anything for another Father's Day with my dad too.

Today is his birthday as well. He died 9 years ago and I still miss him a lot.


Happy Father's Day Maggot, MS, Donovan, F.U., Gunnar, Biggie, and all the Mock Daddies.

That struck a chord HOTD my Dad died in 2005 and always wanted a Grandson. Out of his 5 children I was blessed with a son to carry on his name. He never knew that. From what I've seen your Dad raised one helluva Daughter! 72






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06-19-2016 10:43 PM
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Thank you, Maggot. You know I love you.

And, I think your kids are very lucky to have you as a dad. Not everyone gets a dad who's smart and solid as a rock, yet still weirdly cool.

I lucked out like that with my dad too.





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