12-06-2016, 04:18 PM
Have you ever hung up the phone on someone?
Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket?
Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield?
When's the last time you washed your vehicle?
Do you wrap gifts or use a bag?
Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer?
I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes?
Do you have Christmas lights outside your home?
Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU?