MORE NOSY QUESTIONS

[F.U.]

When is the last time you laughed out loud?
This morning.


Did you hug anyone today?
Yes.


Do you have a doorbell?
No.


Have you ever built a snowman?
Yes.


Did you wait to be legal the first time you drank alcohol?
No.


What would you say to the Jehovah Witness outside your door?
Nothing, I shut the door in their face.


Have you ever bathed with another person?
Yes.


Do you like Christmas or feel meh and bitch about the expense?
Screw Christmas.


Do you lend money?
Yes.