MORE NOSY QUESTIONS

[F.U.]

Have you ever hung up the phone on someone?
Yes.


Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket?
No.


Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield?
Yes.


When's the last time you washed your vehicle?
6 months.


Do you wrap gifts or use a bag?
Neither.


Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer?
Really, . . . Santa ?


I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes?
No


Do you have Christmas lights outside your home?
No.


Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU?
Yes and I usually jus say it.