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So, you met Dick when you were just a kid?

I still sometimes wonder what that useless drunk is up to. He was hilarious, I thought.

One of my favorite threads was when sally got us all stuck on a deserted island. Crash and FAHQTOO getting buzzed and getting down on their own splinter island, Duchess and ESAD looking for cannibus crops, Donovan trying to turn me into a Birkenstock-wearing lesbian and trying to trap Dick in a hole, and Dick taking over and putting Donovan in charge of making handbags and sandals for the other girls.

That was more fun than CN's desert island and all his rules about dictionaries and firecrackers and everything else (which was still pretty fun, but not as fun).