12-07-2016, 08:27 PM
(12-07-2016, 08:20 PM)sally Wrote:(12-07-2016, 07:04 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(12-06-2016, 02:04 PM)sally Wrote: I'm going to buy Aussie a Pinocchio Chia for Christmas. It's nose will grow every time she comes in here and lies about not sending people drunken PMs.
Save your money, I already have one of those. And the nose is smaller than a Jackson Family member.
No, you just got yourself a lemon. If it grew right that son of a bitch would be longer than one of HotD's posts by now.
That's true, aussie.
It might make a nice decoration; you never know.
Take good care of your Chia and you might be able to grow Pinnochio's nose longer than one of my posts AND thicker than one of sal's sideburns even.