HI, HONEY, I'M HOME

[Clang McFly]

Park the car
Lock the car
Check the mail box
Collect the mail
Open the front door.
Check on Dad.
Tell him about my crappy day.
Dad tells me about his crappy day
I go to my bedroom/library/office/man cave
Strip down to my boxers briefs
Go on the computer or watch TV
Hours later Dad angrily knocks on door asking what are we(my brother and me) doing about dinner.
Order food online
Go back to watching TV or playing on computer until food arrives
Eat dinner as a family.
After dinner go back to watching TV or playing on computer
Brush teeth
Go to bed
Sleep

(Oh crap! I forgot to breathe. *gasps for air,dies*)