RE: the 2017 trivial drivel thread

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Hi. My name is user and I'm a shopaholic.

Nice to meet you. I believe I recently saw you in accessories. I was the one with all the sunglasses.

That WAS me...I picked up 3 belts that day.

Yesterday I found some earrings from Nordstrom's in my car....I'd completely forgot I bought them on one of my sprees.

I found a wallet that I looooove. It's almost a clutch but it holds all my crap and it has so many spaces, I'm actually organized. No more digging around for the right credit card. It's not expensive so I've already ordered it in two more colors. It's the Hobo Lauren (if any other women struggle with an over stuffed wallet).

Anyway, I just have to stay out of stores and Amazon until this gluttony passes. I didn't used to be like this.