12-19-2018, 11:36 PM
Sally's our culinary expert and I'm not trying to step on her toes here.
I just want to add to her good advice so no one ends up at the proctologist on Christmas Eve.
1. Before you shove the platter goodies up your asses, be sure to remove any toothpicks from bite-sized pieces to avoid bloody taint or rectal perforations.
2. Avoid trying to shove the finger foods up your asses while standing upright. Lying down on the floor slightly turned to the side is by far the least messy and wasteful technique for shoving food up one's ass.
Here's an example of the proper technique for reference.
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I just want to add to her good advice so no one ends up at the proctologist on Christmas Eve.
1. Before you shove the platter goodies up your asses, be sure to remove any toothpicks from bite-sized pieces to avoid bloody taint or rectal perforations.
2. Avoid trying to shove the finger foods up your asses while standing upright. Lying down on the floor slightly turned to the side is by far the least messy and wasteful technique for shoving food up one's ass.
Here's an example of the proper technique for reference.