ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[Clang McFly]

Sally, 

Why does "Ghostbusters" and "I want a new drug" sound the same? When I hear Huey Lewis i want a hot chocolate w/marshmallow. 

This is one of those questions you can only answer for yourself. In the meantime don't be afraid of no ghosts because they'll probably be visiting your crotchety old ass in the next few days.

You're anal fixation is beginning to worry me. Perhaps you need some Preparation-H or maybe an intervention.

I quit shaving my pits and my bush in an evil attempt to be mean to my husband. I got that sucker grown out and their are even some greys growing in down there. What do you think about that, bitch. I hope he pukes.

If I was your husband I would pretend to like it, even if I didn't just to match your evil.

He's trying for that. Yeah, like I'm really going to fall for it. The next time I'm shaving it nice and pretty is when he's on his death bed.

Dammit. He needs to up his game with really smelly farts/Dutch ovens daily and not showering for awhile, possibly shaving all his body hair. Picking his nose and not using utensils to eat might also help.

Oh and clipping his fingernails and toenails and then eating them and/or leaving them all over the place.