ASK SALLY ANYTHING

[sally]

You all must be too young or didn't go to chat rooms back in the early 2000s, cybersex was a real thing and there was always some asshole asking if you wanted to do it.  It's basically like phone sex, but you typed it out. Like sexting now.

Hey Sally, how's your fungus ear?

The ear is still fucked. But I remember when we first got a computer and my mom and I thought it was hilarious to troll men on those cybersex sites. We were messing with some guy and I told him that I shit my pants, we were so busy laughing that I didn't notice my toddler daughter sticking my keys in the electric socket and she went flying across the room. I still feel bad about it.