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[MirahM]

Goddamn it clang, you can't even close the fucking refrigerator door, wtf.

I know. It's my fault for not realizing the boxes of the cans of soda were sticking out too far. I hope all the food is salvageable. I'll probably mess that up too and eat something and get sick from it. The Clangroanavirus coming this summer.

Well that is a problem right there.Stop drinking soda!!!

At least it's diet soda. So it's only half as bad. What next? Stop drinking beer and smoking cigars on the weekend? Dont go to the Saratoga Brewfest even though I already spent $65 on VIP tickets? Become Mormon, Amish or a Buddhist monk? Stop living life, having some fun?

Nope. Drink and smoke and eat whatever you like. I don't care.