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[Clang McFly]

Embrace it like a drunken binge with a blow up doll.

I wish I was drunk. Still on the blood thinners a few more weeks. I was completely sober when I left angry reviews and an angry message on Fucillo's Facebook page and messenger. Fucking assholes said they'd have my car ready to pick up by tomorrow. They said they'd call me Monday. I had to leave several voicemails before they called me back on Tuesday. Said the price per month was slightly under $180, but privacy laws prevented them from giving me the exact amount.  Said they had to get more parts for it, but couldn't tell me what parts. Said they would call me Wednesday or Thursday. No calls. Even after I left several voice mails.I'm starting to think they're trying to sell me an overpriced lemon. That's why I threatened tonight to cancel my purchase, and involve the police and Better Business Bureau.

Fuck I hit the wrong button trying to edit my post.