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SPORTS HARD BODIES
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I bet these people never eat ice cream.

UFC strawweight, Michelle Waterson, The Karate Hottie -

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Tennis pro Caroline Wozniacki -

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Boston Celtics star Isaiah Thomas -

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I should know who this guy is but I don't. Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott -

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#2


I'm very sorry, MS, but I don't think those women have boobs.
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#3
u

Yeah but those women sure have big muscles! hah
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#4
Small but hard, I like it
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#5
(06-28-2017, 01:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm very sorry, MS, but I don't think those women have boobs.

Wozniacki used to be a babe, then Rory McIltoy dumped her, and she turned lesbian.

Geez.
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Wounded Warrior Kirstie Ennis. Her helicopter crashed in Afghanistan. Her neck was broken, her leg was fucked up, her arms were mangled and her face had to be re-built.

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Julian Edelman - wide receiver for the Super Bpwl winning New Englad Patriots -

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#7
Can anyone tell what her tattoo is?

She's got a sweet turd-cutter.
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#8
Goose?
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#9
I've seen it on the yellow submarine cartoon years ago.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#10
(07-05-2017, 11:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Can anyone tell what her tattoo is?

She's got a sweet turd-cutter.
It looks to me like bride and groom skulls.
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#11


I see I have a typo from yesterday. I just want you to know I'm going to leave it right there.
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#12
(07-06-2017, 12:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I see I have a typo from yesterday. I just want you to know I'm going to leave it right there.
Bowl/ball/bpwl... Same same. hah
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(07-05-2017, 11:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She's got a sweet turd-cutter.

This doesn't bother you, Duchess? I think MS needs to be banned.
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(07-06-2017, 02:26 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-05-2017, 11:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She's got a sweet turd-cutter.

This doesn't bother you, Duchess? I think MS needs to be banned.


Nah, doesn't bother me, it might if he started talking about turds but I'm not going to ban anyone for talking about turds OR for talking about eating boogers. Not saying I won't call someone a revolting pig if they do though.
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(07-06-2017, 02:26 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-05-2017, 11:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: She's got a sweet turd-cutter.

This doesn't bother you, Duchess? I think MS needs to be banned.

Oh okay... Sally's got a nice one too.
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#16
Something about "turd-cutter" is a bit off. Not sure why it bugs me but it kinda does.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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