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Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .
#41
(08-12-2017, 04:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-12-2017, 09:09 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: You need a nanny that is good at security and martial arts that sort of thing. That is just the world we live in today. I used to treat the person that was looking after my little one like part of the family. She was awesome. She has her own successful business now. She also has twins of her own. Her only job was to take care of the child, no housework or anything else. School holidays, I gave a good amount of money to do activities. They were free to do as they liked. She was one of the kindest most awesome human beings, we are still close. I value people who work for me, I pay well and treat them with respect. She is still like part of my family.

Are you hiring?

Not for me, my brother could use a job and I could use some time away from him.

I'd even pay for his passport.hah

Not these days Clangy. And I only work with the best. I'm sure Duch has the same standards. I treat and expect to be treated with dignity and respect. Which is why I got angry with Madonna or anyone for that matter for mocking the working class after her makeup artist was robbed raped and sodomized. I have publicly voiced my displeasure and contempt at her attitude and behaviour. She knows who i am.

I felt bad for her when she was stalked. Two wrongs don't make a right. She is two faced and can be exceedingly cruel.
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#42
She knows who i am.

I felt bad for her when she was stalked.



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#43
Aussie knows Bono too; he's like a brother to her.

And, she has a kind of love/hate relationship with poor Sinead O'Connor.

Sadly, Oprah won't give aussie the time of day though. :(
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#44
And Elvis never died. He's hiding out at Aussie's flat.
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#45
Flat what?
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#46
Her flat ass.

A flat is an apartment, isn't that what they call it over there?
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#47
Poor Elvis, he DID go to hell.
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#48
hah
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#49
Okay Biggie, gotta admit that made me laugh out loud too.

Elvis, eternally caught in a trap...
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#50
Down under, down under...
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#51
(08-13-2017, 02:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Aussie knows Bono too; he's like a brother to her.

And, she has a kind of love/hate relationship with poor Sinead O'Connor.

Sadly, Oprah won't give aussie the time of day though. :(

That's not true HoTD. She knows who I am. I do her self growth classes. I sent them some pictures of the pugs bedore they arrived. Paid $3000 turned out they weren't purebred. But as this guy at work said to me. You rescued them imagine what could have happened to them if they ended up in the wrong hands. They are leading a pug spoiled life along with the beagle.

I don't name drop. I know some people of course then when you talk about something when it is relevant to conversation no one believes you. So i rwally try to keep it on the down low. My thing is i think the people in the 3rd world are as important as white privileged people i do think black lives matter and the more humble i have become over the years the less intimidated i get by status. Its pretty hard to freak me out.
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#52
(08-13-2017, 10:29 AM)BigMark Wrote: She knows who i am.

I felt bad for her when she was stalked.



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I'm proud of you for sticking it out in here. I didn't think you'd go the distance. It will be really great when you understand what we are actually talking about. And that i dont lie. I dont give a shit about fame and fortune i care about kindness.
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#53
Just when you think shit couldn't get any crazier... Aussie walks in.
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#54
(08-14-2017, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Just when you think shit couldn't get any crazier... Aussie walks in.

Crazy is that rally you attended.
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#55
(08-14-2017, 01:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Just when you think shit couldn't get any crazier... Aussie walks in.

Crazy is that rally you attended.
Uuummmmm... Ok.
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#56


I can hardly believe we have an icky poop thread. How, how does this happen? This is the only place in all the land I even think about shit. I don't say poop. Poop isn't a conversation topic. Poop should be hidden. That shit shouldn't be discussed.
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#57
(08-14-2017, 03:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I can hardly believe we have an icky poop thread. How, how does this happen? This is the only place in all the land I even think about shit. I don't say poop. Poop isn't a conversation topic. Poop should be hidden. That shit shouldn't be discussed.

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OK, you're the boss here, you have the power to change the "title" to: Icky Bowel Movement! hah
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#58


Made me laugh, you bitch.
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#59
hh


Smiley_emoticons_biggrin Cheers 27
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#60
(08-14-2017, 03:49 PM)Duchess Wrote: Poop should be hidden.

Agreed.

Its also a good idea to mark where you buried your poop jars so you can find them and dig them up later.hah

(Kidding)
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