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Icky "POOP" thread . . . . .
#61
(08-14-2017, 03:41 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 01:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Just when you think shit couldn't get any crazier... Aussie walks in.

Crazy is that rally you attended.
Uuummmmm... Ok.

I understand that you don't get the joke that is years old. Sally had me linked with the star of Gods must be crazy. Fame is stupid. It's not real, peoples fascination and obsession with it, is retarded.

I don't care who I talk to, I talk to people from all walks of life. When I worked in Mental Health, these people had heartbreaking stories, and I had all the time in the world for them. These people are precious and highly traumatized. If the others want to misquote me and blow things out of proportion. I probably don't help the situation. It's them having fun and me under the influence of some Elvis type substance.
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#62
(08-16-2017, 05:55 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 03:41 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 01:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Just when you think shit couldn't get any crazier... Aussie walks in.

Crazy is that rally you attended.
Uuummmmm... Ok.

I understand that you don't get the joke that is years old. Sally had me linked with the star of Gods must be crazy. Fame is stupid. It's not real, peoples fascination and obsession with it, is retarded.

I don't care who I talk to, I talk to people from all walks of life. When I worked in Mental Health, these people had heartbreaking stories, and I had all the time in the world for them. These people are precious and highly traumatized. If the others want to misquote me and blow things out of proportion. I probably don't help the situation. It's them having fun and me under the influence of some Elvis type substance.
Fascinating...
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#63
ff


Which of you brave souls have ever used one of these?
Me, more times than I want to count! hah



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Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#64
(08-17-2017, 05:12 PM)Carsman Wrote: ff


Which of you brave souls have ever used one of these?
Me, more times than I want to count! hah



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Me, every time I go to an outdoor concert/event. The trick is to use them early before the inconsiderate fucks mess them up.
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#65
(08-16-2017, 06:53 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-16-2017, 05:55 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 03:41 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 01:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Just when you think shit couldn't get any crazier... Aussie walks in.

Crazy is that rally you attended.
Uuummmmm... Ok.

I understand that you don't get the joke that is years old. Sally had me linked with the star of Gods must be crazy. Fame is stupid. It's not real, peoples fascination and obsession with it, is retarded.

I don't care who I talk to, I talk to people from all walks of life. When I worked in Mental Health, these people had heartbreaking stories, and I had all the time in the world for them. These people are precious and highly traumatized. If the others want to misquote me and blow things out of proportion. I probably don't help the situation. It's them having fun and me under the influence of some Elvis type substance.
Fascinating...
Boring
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#66
(08-17-2017, 05:12 PM)Carsman Wrote: ff


Which of you brave souls have ever used one of these?
Me, more times than I want to count! hah



[Image: R51K4Kg.jpg]

d

Used one of these today at a long traffic jam, caused by a construction site working on the road!
(Luckily just had to hose down the wall hah 4 cups of coffee will do that to ya!)
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#67
You're damn lucky you didn't drop your keys in there!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#68
(08-17-2017, 09:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-16-2017, 06:53 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-16-2017, 05:55 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 03:41 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(08-14-2017, 01:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Crazy is that rally you attended.
Uuummmmm... Ok.

I understand that you don't get the joke that is years old. Sally had me linked with the star of Gods must be crazy. Fame is stupid. It's not real, peoples fascination and obsession with it, is retarded.

I don't care who I talk to, I talk to people from all walks of life. When I worked in Mental Health, these people had heartbreaking stories, and I had all the time in the world for them. These people are precious and highly traumatized. If the others want to misquote me and blow things out of proportion. I probably don't help the situation. It's them having fun and me under the influence of some Elvis type substance.
Fascinating...
Boring
Please, elaborate. Let's go into your long history of working with the mentally ill and your subsequent abuse of substances. All of the jet set people you know personally and of course the gay men you've given your undying love to. Inquiring minds want to know. It's so much more entertaining than anyone else's actual real life experiences.
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#69
(08-23-2017, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: You're damn lucky you didn't drop your keys in there!


No chance of that, left the car running with the A/C going!
To keep the better half, comfy!
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#70
I knew this was a good thread!

I didn't know Sally was doing the homeschool thing. I am amazed at the process of dropping kids off at school and seeing parents wait at bus stops. I used to walk to kindergarten with the other students, but then again it was on a military base, probably safer?
Also I was a latch key kid since first grade. Maybe I went to the neighbors after school, I can't remember.

P.S. I am not using the Go Girl thing anymore. Not even on long hikes.
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#71


I rode the big yellow loser cruiser.
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#72
(08-28-2017, 04:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I rode the big yellow loser cruiser.


You were not alone, I did too, that's until I got my own "official wheels" when I turned 16!
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#73
(09-04-2017, 08:04 AM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-28-2017, 04:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I rode the big yellow loser cruiser.


You were not alone, I did too, that's until I got my own "official wheels" when I turned 16!

Me too. Though I didn't get my own car until I was 30.
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#74


I didn't ride it my whole school life. I drove when I was old enough but before that I used blackmail on my brothers, give me a ride or else.
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#75
And you are still using that line.
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#76
(09-04-2017, 12:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: And you are still using that line.


I'm so insulted. Hmmph.

I've never, and I mean nevah, had to resort to blackmail in order to get laid. Dramaqueen
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#77
(09-04-2017, 12:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-04-2017, 12:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: And you are still using that line.


I'm so insulted. Hmmph.

I've never, and I mean nevah, had to resort to blackmail in order to get laid. Dramaqueen

I tried blackmailing a girl for sex, she told everyone her secrets rather than have sex with me.





(Not really, but it sounds plausible)
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#78
(08-23-2017, 07:31 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-17-2017, 05:12 PM)Carsman Wrote: ff


Which of you brave souls have ever used one of these?
Me, more times than I want to count! hah



[Image: R51K4Kg.jpg]

d

Used one of these today at a long traffic jam, caused by a construction site working on the road!
(Luckily just had to hose down the wall hah 4 cups of coffee will do that to ya!)



Guess what?

Today I saw one of these beauties on the grass shoulder of the highway here and it was on it's SIDE!

Either it fell off a truck, or some joker (how rude) knocked it over! hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#79
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#80


Is that Tom Petty?
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