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how do I get committed?
#21
(10-25-2017, 11:48 AM)Maggot Wrote: Taco did not move in with me. I knew he was weird at the beginning. Us weirdos can see other weirdos more so than normal nutcases. There is more but I need alcohol.
And now we have confirmation that Burger is indeed Maggs.
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#22
More fun with "Taco"

So Taco being the law abiding citizen and keeping with the laws of the land, was thrown out of the house. After it was found out that he had been in the bedroom of Burgers wife when he was at work talking in tongues and saying really weird shit and jumping from one subject to another, and being told to exit the premises forthwith Burger decided that killing him would be tough to hide.
Taco ended up in a camper about 60 miles away with no heat or electricity. It was a good place because he could drink, build bonfires, drink some or, get busted for OUI 3-4 times and generally make a nuisance of himself too himself and the cops.
He is on his 4th one this month and a problem. Now he has no place to live because he pissed off the guy that owned the camper and is still driving his car with revoked plates and is a ticking time bomb because he hasn't taken his meds for his ass holeryness.
I just bet cops will be at work soon because his bail got revoked. I'm really not sad because of this, even though he has a 7 and 10 yr old with the Mother that at this time have given up on a clown that works really hard and is a completely different person out of work. You just cannot tell sometimes. There will be more on Tacos story and I feel that it may be done soon. His best bet may be jail.
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#23
(10-24-2017, 08:54 PM)sally Wrote: It sounds like the time TheKid let that woman move into his house for some extra income and she turned out to be batshit crazy. It took him a while to get her out of his house and it was a real PITA.

I'm sorry you took Taco in, Maggot. No good deed goes unpunished. I hope he doesn't kill you.

Hell it wasn't "ME" that took that nutcase in!
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#24


I hope the end isn't near for Taco & he sees the light.

I really don't want to read about Taco's demise one morning. I feel sorry for an anonymous person. I have a ton of empathy for the less fortunate and vulnerable. THAT COULDA BEEN ME! Taco doesn't have shit and I'm trying to decide between a new computer or a new camera. Maybe I should just count my blessings.
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#25
Taco is living in his car next to a swamp that gets a crust of ice along the edge at night. He's a hot mess and I wonder why they don't revoke his bail from the 3rd OUI in 4 months.
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#26
(11-08-2017, 09:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: Taco is living in his car next to a swamp that gets a crust of ice along the edge at night. He's a hot mess and I wonder why they don't revoke his bail from the 3rd OUI in 4 months.
Paperwork. Give him enough rope to hang himself and eventually he will. No need to initiate it.
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#27
Yeah when he gets to court they will pound the gavel and toss him in the klink until his next trial. Bail revoked bitch!
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#28


I think he needs more than the slammer offers. Like therapy.
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#29
Taco has been fired. He was sleeping in his car in the parking lot and like a true nutjob hit the only other car in the lot one night. He denied it but after reviewing the security tape it was him. Also he was sneaking out and guzzling beer every chance he had.
He also hit something with his car that he had bought 8 months ago brand new and the day he was fired he had to stop at a gas station because the radiator was overheating and leaking. Another guy went to pick him up and there he was drinking a beer as the guy from the gas station was staring at him.
I have no clue where he is now and will have to ask around if anyone has some new info.

Merry Christmas Taco!! you steaming hot mess of turdyness.
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#30


I have mixed feelings about Taco. They seem to be determined by what kind of day I'm having. Today, I have compassion for Taco, tomorrow I might mutter, get your shit together, you sumbitch.
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#31
I was seriously debating with myself about turning him in before he kills someone.
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#32
Yea, drop the dime, that someone he runs over might be you
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#33
Sounds like he was on a bender.
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#34
(12-12-2017, 07:08 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sounds like he was on a bender.

Nope, he is in a blender.
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#35
I believe that Monday is the day that the Taco birdy lands. hah
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#36
(01-07-2018, 10:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I believe that Monday is the day that the Taco birdy lands. hah
Does anybody know what this means? Anybody?
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#37


Lands in jail? *shrugs* Don't know.
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#38
hah He was tossed out of the latest house because he put a hole in the wall in the bathroom. When asked about it he said he fell. Now Taco being outta work and all was going to the store and stealing 2 big beers and buying 2 big beers, every couple of hours he would do it again at another store all the while driving a smashed up in the front car. The last I heard he got caught sleeping in his car and had to have someone come and get the car and drive it somewhere so he could get in again. I'm really surprised they didn't hold him for not paying on the car for 4 months or even being in the damn thing. Sometimes it's good being held for a while in a hick town if you're Taco.

The best place for the boy is 6 months to a year in jail to kick his habit and think about his useless life so far. I don't know where he is now but I scan the papers every day looking for the end of the saga.
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#39
Well "Taco" has been caught in a park with 2 other perps shooting up. He has warrants out for 2 DUI and not showing up for court. He has been on the street for months and I believe the jig is up. I really hope he gets help in jail and gets over this, he has 2 young children that need a Dad and hopefully after he goes through withdrawal he comes out with a better head on his shoulders. I would hire him back if he was clean he was a great worker before he went off the deep end. He is the guy on the left.

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#40
Taco on a bender.
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