Gift or bribe?

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:

I don't know what this stupid shit is all about nor do I really care, but the mention of people, on forums, sending other people gifts..for whatever reason
(claiming to be ill,claiming to be Birthday, Bribes for friendship, etc) is so beyond pathetic, it could have only taken place of that chickenshit refuge of the internet, ForumGarden. BiggusDickus or whatever that dipshit of a mod's name is over there must be so proud.

We trolled the shit outta FG from RR a few years back and they all lacked the mettle and brains to Ever become decent flamers. Total waste, we left and yet that pussy Biggus fell in love with Mia and decided to stay behind and became part of the administration and Ladybug followed us back to RR for a minute, until she got butthurt by the crassitude posture of some of our members and went crying back to FG.

Borndragon ~ Worthless Forum With Seriously Worthless Alumni.

Let me translate part of that:

Gman fell in love and moved in with koan, of all people. ::bvomit::

I dunno who ladybug is, don't really care.  And what's wrong with making friends and sending them prezzies on holidays?  I know I enjoy giving and getting gifts, even if I've never actually met these people in the flesh.  And if a person receiving the gift doesn't appreciate it after their family hit up an entire forum for donations, that shows what a small person they are. 

Just thought I'd get that in one more time. 

I thought I was boring talking about antbitch and phantom E-mails but you take the fucking biscuit you lumpy ass spinster.
All hail the queen of kitchen sink internet forum drama from 3 years ago, long may she reign supreme in the kingdom of the soup chickens.
Whatever gifts you may or may not have received Sinister, send them back before lumpy puts a sleeper hold on this whole forum.