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RE: the 2018 trivial drivel thread
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(06-06-2018 11:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

Every time I hear of a vagina referred to as a snapper it makes me laugh. hah

I picture this shit in my head as I read. Ahahaha.

Bearded Clam is still a personal favorite of mine.





06-06-2018 12:54 PM
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(06-06-2018 12:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  Bearded Clam is still a personal favorite of mine.


hah That's really funny too!

I gotta find a way to work that into a conversation. I want to say it just to see the look on faces. 39






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(06-06-2018 12:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(06-06-2018 12:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  Bearded Clam is still a personal favorite of mine.


hah That's really funny too!

I gotta find a way to work that into a conversation. I want to say it just to see the look on faces. 39

I feel like there are many opportunities to do so, it’s just having the nerve to act.

Good luck and report back please.





06-06-2018 01:01 PM
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I'm going to wake my husband up in the morning and ask him if he wants to fuck my bearded clam. I'll let you know what the look is on his face.





06-06-2018 01:40 PM
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Confusion then a big smile.





06-06-2018 01:55 PM
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A raccoon has scaled 23 stories and I am so stressed out for it right now.






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The coon went over the top of the high rise at about 3:00 AM. They managed to successfully use a live trap and hopefully he goes to the proper people who will know where to safely release him. I am so relieved. Whew.






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06-13-2018 11:42 AM
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Were skittles involved in any of this?






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(06-13-2018 11:54 AM)Maggot Wrote:  Were skittles involved in any of this?


Cat food!

Many people think that raccoons are like Disney 'coons. They aren't. They are vicious little bastards and they will fuck you up.






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06-13-2018 12:09 PM
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Their hands look human.

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06-13-2018 12:16 PM
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One of the scariest things I have ever seen was a Raccoon in full fledged rabies, snarling at everything and charging at anything that moved even its tail. All mangy scrawny but still full of piss and vinegar.






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06-13-2018 12:30 PM
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I was sitting on my porch steps one night smoking a cigarette and i saw something coming around the corner thinking it was the stray cat i was feeding. It was a big fat raccoon and it sniffed my foot. Scared the shit out of me. I know he didnt have rabies, he was a big healthy sucker and there were three more in the neighbors yard.





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I once found out that a mama 'coon and her babies were in a tree hole in the horse cemetery. I wanted pix! I grabbed my camera and was headed out and when I told Cowboy what I was going to do he said like hell you are, or words to that affect. He went on to explain what her demeanor would be when she saw me standing outside their home and she had babies inside.






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I havent seen any racoons here since, it was the cat food that i was leaving out that was attracting them. Thats the reason i trapped the stray cat and took him to the vet for vaccines, i didnt want him to get rabies if he was hanging around here. Little did i know that he'd die under the crawl space of my house the next day.





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