Is This Weird . . . . . . Or . . . . .

[Duchess]

I don't want a big, honkin' ring in my nose, just an itty bitty diamond stud. I'll never do it but it is something I've thought about for a long time. I do have a navel piercing though. I'll never get a tattoo either even thought I've thought about that too. Am I having a mid-life crisis? Maybe. It's making me laugh. I already have a sporty, little red car.

What I'd really like is a lawn tractor...with a bucket.