04-23-2018, 11:29 PM
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Q: If a blonde and a burnette were to jump off a bridge at the same time witch one would hit the water first?
A: The burnette cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why did the blonde highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy?
A: Because she was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.
Q: How do you recognize a natural blonde at the beach ?
A: They wear their g-strings backwards.
Q: What do you call a blonde who never takes a shower?
A: A dirty blonde.
Q: If a blonde and a burnette were to jump off a bridge at the same time witch one would hit the water first?
A: The burnette cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why did the blonde highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy?
A: Because she was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.
Q: How do you recognize a natural blonde at the beach ?
A: They wear their g-strings backwards.
Q: What do you call a blonde who never takes a shower?
A: A dirty blonde.
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!