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One Liner "Blonde Jokes"
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Well this isn't a one liner, but I know how much you love these blonde jokes...


Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.
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One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 04-21-2018, 05:58 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by BigMark - 04-21-2018, 09:31 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 04-21-2018, 06:49 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 04-23-2018, 11:29 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 05-12-2018, 08:40 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by quer - 05-14-2018, 05:17 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 08-05-2018, 06:21 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by aussiefriend - 08-06-2018, 08:10 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by BigMark - 08-06-2018, 09:38 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Clang McFly - 08-06-2018, 05:42 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Duchess - 08-06-2018, 11:06 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Maggot - 08-06-2018, 11:17 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Duchess - 08-06-2018, 11:27 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Midwest Spy - 08-06-2018, 11:30 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Duchess - 08-06-2018, 11:33 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Midwest Spy - 08-06-2018, 11:36 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by aussiefriend - 08-06-2018, 07:27 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Midwest Spy - 08-06-2018, 11:00 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by sally - 08-06-2018, 10:01 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by BigMark - 08-06-2018, 10:28 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 08-07-2018, 11:44 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by aussiefriend - 08-08-2018, 10:06 AM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 08-08-2018, 07:12 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by aussiefriend - 08-11-2018, 12:21 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Duchess - 08-11-2018, 12:46 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by aussiefriend - 08-11-2018, 12:53 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Duchess - 08-11-2018, 01:06 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 08-25-2018, 08:12 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 12-02-2018, 08:53 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by sally - 12-05-2018, 01:34 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Clang McFly - 12-05-2018, 01:51 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by Carsman - 12-05-2018, 11:18 PM
RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - by BigMark - 12-06-2018, 12:57 AM