04-25-2018, 02:34 PM
There's a short, fat, red headed lady that hangs out at the grocery store here and tells everyone that she's trying to get gas so she can make it back to Ohio. About 2 months ago she told me the story and I gave her two bucks just so she'd get the hell away from me and I guess she forgot because she came up to me again with the same story. I told her that you told me that story two months ago, how long is it going to take you to get your fat ass back to Ohio.