09-15-2022, 04:54 PM
I just got one of those political survey calls.
Q: if the election were held tomorrow, would you be more likely to vote for Maggie Hassan or Don bolduc?
Me: Don Bolduc
Q: what do you know about Don Bolduc?
Me: He's not Maggie Hassan
Q: what would it take for you to be willing to vote for Maggie Hassan?
Me: I would have to be a complete vegetable, like her son, so she could push my wheelchair into the booth and use my hand to mark her name, then I hope I drool on her.
Survey lady: um, erm, I'm not sure how to paraphrase that.
Me: just write 5 billion dollars, Maggie can buy my vote for 5 billion dollars.
That poor survey lady, I hope they get hazzard pay for people like me.
Q: if the election were held tomorrow, would you be more likely to vote for Maggie Hassan or Don bolduc?
Me: Don Bolduc
Q: what do you know about Don Bolduc?
Me: He's not Maggie Hassan
Q: what would it take for you to be willing to vote for Maggie Hassan?
Me: I would have to be a complete vegetable, like her son, so she could push my wheelchair into the booth and use my hand to mark her name, then I hope I drool on her.
Survey lady: um, erm, I'm not sure how to paraphrase that.
Me: just write 5 billion dollars, Maggie can buy my vote for 5 billion dollars.
That poor survey lady, I hope they get hazzard pay for people like me.