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If I were on the other side, this is what I would be saying:

School shootings are at an all time low! (Said in the middle of July)

Businesses are booming!

The economy is picking up!

The Dems are dumb. The Dems don't want border patrol.

The Dems want America to be in danger.

The Dems believe in killing babies anyway,

Those bleeding heart liberals.

Why don't you house all those imigrants if you cared so much for them?

I am sure all of the Dems want to take away my guns. (That sentence is not like ones I have seen, let me try it again)
Don't take away my guns!
Don't take away my gun rights!
Don't don't don't dont

All women belong in the kitchen.

Gays should not be gay.

Cake makers don't have to make a cake if they don't want to!

Throwing someone out of a restaurant is bad and is discrimination.

(After watching videos of people being discriminated against) But look at what a DEM did!
(No acknowledgement of what was captured and how it was wrong-just an attempt to show that someone else also did wrong)

Oh wait-let me now also pretend to be Trump.

This guy is a really good guy, you should all trust him, he is the best, outstanding guy. No one is better.

This lady is stupid, a cunt, a bitch,

I think I'm done now.

Oh wait, I forgot

Lets have a parade and I want it to be great like China, or Russia or some other country, but make America great again, Harley Davidson sucks and women shouldn't breast feed.





07-11-2018 02:15 AM
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I fail to see the point in this thread. There are toolbag morons on both sides of the aisle.





07-11-2018 09:24 AM
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(07-11-2018 09:24 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  I fail to see the point in this thread.


We've never needed a point to threads in Mock. We argue about beans in chili for fucks sake. There's plenty of senseless bullshit in here.






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07-11-2018 12:53 PM
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I agree that Harley Davidson sucks and women shouldn't breastfeed.





07-11-2018 12:57 PM
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I want to go into a restaurant that I know has a shit ton of liberals in it, order lunch, eat it then put on my MAGA hat. Hopefully they kick me out.






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07-11-2018 02:46 PM
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(07-11-2018 02:46 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I want to go into a restaurant that I know has a shit ton of liberals in it, order lunch, eat it then put on my MAGA hat. Hopefully they kick me out.


No, you're supposed to wear it in and then order & eat, not order, eat, put the hat on in hopes of getting kicked out. Why wait? Ah, I see, you don't want to pay. You little stinker.






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07-11-2018 02:50 PM
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(07-11-2018 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(07-11-2018 02:46 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I want to go into a restaurant that I know has a shit ton of liberals in it, order lunch, eat it then put on my MAGA hat. Hopefully they kick me out.


No, you're supposed to wear it in and then order & eat, not order, eat, put the hat on in hopes of getting kicked out. Why wait? Ah, I see, you don't want to pay. You little stinker.

Yeah, I don't want no spit in my food that would be a sure thing. They are very crazy, violent and quite mentally unstable. hah






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07-11-2018 02:59 PM
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(07-11-2018 12:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(07-11-2018 09:24 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  I fail to see the point in this thread.


We've never needed a point to threads in Mock. We argue about beans in chili for fucks sake. There's plenty of senseless bullshit in here.
Ok so I guess we need 20-30 more threads about Trump and the far right then? You know because the 20-30 we already have don't cover anything mentioned here? hah





07-11-2018 04:04 PM
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The only cure for TDS is Valium.






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07-11-2018 04:23 PM
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Chill out BG





07-11-2018 04:39 PM
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(07-11-2018 04:39 PM)Love Child Wrote:  Chill out BG
Yeah. Okay. Thanks. I really needed that. Man, that was really refreshing! Maybe more people in the world just need to "chill out?"





07-11-2018 05:14 PM
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I thought I could tone it down, but I don't think I can now.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/natio...story.html





07-11-2018 06:32 PM
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Mmmmmm, valium!





07-11-2018 08:43 PM
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(07-11-2018 12:57 PM)sally Wrote:  I agree that Harley Davidson sucks and women shouldn't breastfeed.

I disagree. I think Harley Davidson blows and women should breastfeed and not get upset when I stop, stare and drool just a bit.






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07-11-2018 10:47 PM
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