02-12-2020, 06:10 AM
According to 'mur, Sanders took the Democratic primary in NH. Big Whoop- Everyone knows Warren is going to get the nomination, whether she's earned it or not.
The numbers do show that people in my state are bi-polar, tho-
77,000 people believe in Socialism
68,000 people believe in the youth of a nation
55,000 people like being screamed at in a nasally voice
25,000 people are wannabe Indians
23,000 people like seeing women and young girls get pawed at by a creepy old man
I'm going to skip over Tom & Tulsi because I didn't pay any attention to them
7,000 people want to see all the major corporations move to another country.
Bloomer wasn't even on the ticket....
In other news, Biden was quoted on TV (earlier in the day) saying he was going to be in the state until the last vote was counted, then jumped on a plane before the polls even closed.
I was a democrat for all of 4 minutes yesterday- however, I did have some interesting phone conversations.
Team Bernie: Can we count on your vote?
Me: No, I don't think so.
Team Bernie: May I ask who you are supporting, then?
Me: Probably you, If Bernie wins.....
Andrew Yang for president: We'd really like your support today, Can I answer any questions for you?
Me: yeah, what's the contingency plan?
AYFP: Contingency plan?
Me: yes, you know, the back up plan for when the major corporations he's going to tax either move to another country or jack up prices to cover the cost.
AYFP: (sputtering) well, that's not going to happen.
Me: I know, cause there's no fuckin way in Hell yang is going to be elected. Have a good day!
Warren Campaign: Elizabeth really needs you to vote for her
Me: Liz needs a lot of things, like a hefty dose of reality comes to mind.
Warren Campaign: ............Crickets...........
Meh-it'll be interesting to see if the projections match the primaries in other states.
The numbers do show that people in my state are bi-polar, tho-
77,000 people believe in Socialism
68,000 people believe in the youth of a nation
55,000 people like being screamed at in a nasally voice
25,000 people are wannabe Indians
23,000 people like seeing women and young girls get pawed at by a creepy old man
I'm going to skip over Tom & Tulsi because I didn't pay any attention to them
7,000 people want to see all the major corporations move to another country.
Bloomer wasn't even on the ticket....
In other news, Biden was quoted on TV (earlier in the day) saying he was going to be in the state until the last vote was counted, then jumped on a plane before the polls even closed.
I was a democrat for all of 4 minutes yesterday- however, I did have some interesting phone conversations.
Team Bernie: Can we count on your vote?
Me: No, I don't think so.
Team Bernie: May I ask who you are supporting, then?
Me: Probably you, If Bernie wins.....
Andrew Yang for president: We'd really like your support today, Can I answer any questions for you?
Me: yeah, what's the contingency plan?
AYFP: Contingency plan?
Me: yes, you know, the back up plan for when the major corporations he's going to tax either move to another country or jack up prices to cover the cost.
AYFP: (sputtering) well, that's not going to happen.
Me: I know, cause there's no fuckin way in Hell yang is going to be elected. Have a good day!
Warren Campaign: Elizabeth really needs you to vote for her
Me: Liz needs a lot of things, like a hefty dose of reality comes to mind.
Warren Campaign: ............Crickets...........
Meh-it'll be interesting to see if the projections match the primaries in other states.