ELECTION 2020

[rothschild]

I used to believe that when I died I would go to heaven. I now know that when I die i will become a Democrat. My tarot cards, rocks, Physic hotline even my priest tell me this. It's amazing. You CAN teach a dog new tricks.

In heaven there is no beer.

But there is wine. Better drink it fast though because that prankster Jesus likes to turn it into water and sometimes moose piss.

Have some lemonade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcLgz_e_GvY