RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread

[Carsman]

Why?
Why?
Why?
Why does a spider always drop out from under my couch? What is under there? WTF sRSLY!  IT iS FUCKING SCARY! I mean it isn't like all the time-but at least twice in one month-and one was on the wall behind the couch. NOOOOOOOOO. (Yes the couch is also next to a window I TELL MYSELF TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER.)

Oh Oh, better look all around the couch, and also turn the couch over and look under there, could be a nest somewhere!

We once bought a couch years ago that always had powdery dust under it, cleaned it up, and a week or so later same dust. Happened for a few months. Then we called the furniture co. and complained, they came and took it back, and gave us a new couch.

As it turned out the couch came from Vietnam, and the co. knew sometimes the furniture had tiny wood eating bugs in it, and left dust behind. So they knew what the problem was right away. We kept checking the new couch daily, no dust.