ARE YOU A CUNT?

[pyropappy]

If he bought a new shirt and I told him that it looks good on him but not as sexy as that guy I saw at the gym today, he'd be like wtf kind of compliment was that. He's an old douche.

Of course he is silly, why would you want to play his game. Women are the weaker, fairer sex remember; beguile him with your mystery. Plant some seeds for future potential, or to put it terms he would understand, mud suck his dumb ass.