My transvestite story

[Carsman]

(Unless as sally has told me in the past, I'm gay. Then I'll be in a seemingly hetero normative relationship.)

OK simple Gay Test, when you see a naked woman do you get a Woody?
If you do, you're not Gay. If you don't, well keep buying your pretty dresses!

I'd fail that test. I rarely get a woody except when I masturbate which is usually while I'm wearing women's clothing or shortly there after. I dunno...I'm a freaky neurotic mess. Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual or have low testosterone levels or something. I can't even seem to get a woody watching straight porn or at a strip club.

Well then Miss Clang, carry on with your pretty dresses and makeup!

It's hard to believe you've never been laid. If that's really true, You know if you really wanted to get laid, (by a woman) you could save up your money and pay a call girl!
Just sayin.

I'm waiting and waiting....my friend keeps telling me were going to go to Atlantic City and get some hookers.

Those girls won't mind you in make up or dresses either. Pay them enough and you could dress up looking like Maggie Thatcher again, and tbey'd not mind

I'll tell you one thing though.....my first time won't be with no $30 ugly ass hooker with shit stained panties like the one my friend told me about from his bachelor party in A/C.

Yep, that's why I said to save up your money and pay a "Call Girl", not a hooker.

They are clean, pretty, well dressed, and come to your place! (So I'm told. )