08-06-2008, 10:38 AM
Now I need and use TWO fucking body pillows. I sleep on my side, and so I wrap a leg over on a long body pillow that is even long enough for me to wrap my arm over, too. But when I change sides, which I do pretty often, I got sick of having to grab the body pillow and put it on the other side of me. So my wife got me a second one. She has one too. By the way, one normal pillow is no longer good for my head, I need two to help make the shape I want. Plus, I like an extra one around in case one slips off or escapes me when I am half asleep. So that's 5 pillows just for me, with two being gigantic body pillows. Then she used a body pillow, and two pillows. She has an extra one too. That's 9 fucking pillows, 3 being big body ones. WAIT! That's for sleeping! Then she has this whole set of decorative pillows. So, when the bed is made, you have to put on the 4 base pillows, these dowel-shaped little ones, 2 medium ones with some decorative crap hanging off their corners, and 2 gold ones that match one of the gold lines in this 3 ton comforter she has. Those pillows are not in the bed when sleeping, but still.
MY BEDROOM HAS 17 PILLOWS IN IT AT ANY GIVEN TIME. With at least 9 being used for sleeping.
I went from having and needing one pillow before I got married to NEEDING 5 fucking pillows.
I need help ... I know this. That's why I posted about it in this forum.
MY BEDROOM HAS 17 PILLOWS IN IT AT ANY GIVEN TIME. With at least 9 being used for sleeping.
I went from having and needing one pillow before I got married to NEEDING 5 fucking pillows.
I need help ... I know this. That's why I posted about it in this forum.