Before I make an ass of myself...

[SyberBitch]

I was having a little look at some old stuff and came across Jives old interview.
Boy he's been a busy boy.
I wonder if any of this shit can be checked out.

Wow... first - the interview itself is like some kind of SNL skit portraying a pompous ass.

The 'questions' are dwarfed by the long tedious self aggrandizing 'answers' - one of which he simply used as an excuse to copy/paste his own pre-written 'story' of his 'scary flight'. :

He also manages to disagree with himself, regarding how many jobs he has had:

I've had 182 jobs in my life and I'm on my third career...

I have been everything from a grease monkey to a corporate executive and everything in between 179 jobs total! (yeah, I kept track! )...

I had to find something to do, so my mom thought I might like to be a substitute teacher until I could decide on my 180^th job or 3^rd career.

And then he goes on to list his 'awards' and crap... (Hey Dipshit!! It was supposed to be an 'interview', not a 'resume'!)

Most of those supposed 'awards' should be pretty easy to verify if one wanted to spend the time on it. I'm surprised he didn't include his time with the Gin Blossoms :