Anyone dress up for work?

[Maggot]

Ramseykittens........Does your pink hat have a slit down the middle on the top? If so you should dbl think about that. If you wear a furry scarf some people might get the wrong idea and try to "sit on your (head)" If Fred the U.P.Sguy gets drunk your head might get stuck up his "ANUS" if that happens you MUST surround yourself with "strong" men to pull out. If not Fred will go home with your "HAT" in his "anus " and may sleep in his hammock in the back yard possibly snuffing you.

I know this dressing up thing is over now butt if you can hear me please bring a "glow" stick to wave in an emergency. It may be your only saving grace.

Your Pal

Maggot