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how does your garden grow?
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RE: how does your garden grow?

(05-08-2018 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(05-07-2018 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Has anyone cut their grass yet?

...or do you have a service?

The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.

Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.
You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician? hah





05-09-2018 11:38 AM
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RE: how does your garden grow?

(05-09-2018 11:38 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  
(05-08-2018 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(05-07-2018 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Has anyone cut their grass yet?

...or do you have a service?

The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.

Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.
You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician? hah

I could change the lightbulb but the door on the lamp is rusted and hard to open so I'd rather have the landlord change it and not risk breaking the lamp.






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05-09-2018 06:21 PM
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RE: how does your garden grow?

(05-09-2018 06:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(05-09-2018 11:38 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  
(05-08-2018 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(05-07-2018 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Has anyone cut their grass yet?

...or do you have a service?

The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.

Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.
You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician? hah

I could change the lightbulb but the door on the lamp is rusted and hard to open so I'd rather have the landlord change it and not risk breaking the lamp.
Are you good at Karaoke? Cuz you're a singer. You just don't know it yet. hah





05-10-2018 12:11 PM
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RE: how does your garden grow?

(05-10-2018 12:11 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  
(05-09-2018 06:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(05-09-2018 11:38 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  
(05-08-2018 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  
(05-07-2018 12:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Has anyone cut their grass yet?

...or do you have a service?

The landlord or one of his relatives cuts the grass. The perks of living in an apartment.

Of course the landlord still can't change the lightbulb in the outdoor light even after we gave him a light bulb.
You can't change a light bulb? Are you sure you're not a musician? hah

I could change the lightbulb but the door on the lamp is rusted and hard to open so I'd rather have the landlord change it and not risk breaking the lamp.
Are you good at Karaoke? Cuz you're a singer. You just don't know it yet. hah

I'm good at karaoke as long as I'm singing Enter Sandman, Secret Agent Man, Medium Pace, and a few others.






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05-10-2018 05:33 PM
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RE: how does your garden grow?

(05-10-2018 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  as long as I'm singing Enter Sandman


I thought it was this until I checked.

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05-10-2018 05:46 PM
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RE: how does your garden grow?

(05-10-2018 05:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(05-10-2018 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  as long as I'm singing Enter Sandman


I thought it was this until I checked.

28I am dyyyyying 28




I'll sing that next time I do karaoke. Just for you, D.Blowing-kisses






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05-10-2018 07:19 PM
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RE: how does your garden grow?

Better put some reverb and echo in it then. Maybe inhale some helium. Or change the entire delivery by speeding it up and rapping. Throw a few swear words in for ambiance.

Mr. Sandman give me your money
Don't move an inch cuz this aint no funny
Try to run, or try to hide
We will just fukin tan yo hide.
Mr. Sandman
Shut the fuck up
Or we will tie you to the back of this truck
Try to talk o even scream
Shut yo face if you know what we mean.






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05-10-2018 08:54 PM
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RE: how does your garden grow?

(05-10-2018 08:54 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Better put some reverb and echo in it then. Maybe inhale some helium. Or change the entire delivery by speeding it up and rapping. Throw a few swear words in for ambiance.

Mr. Sandman give me your money
Don't move an inch cuz this aint no funny
Try to run, or try to hide
We will just fukin tan yo hide.
Mr. Sandman
Shut the fuck up
Or we will tie you to the back of this truck
Try to talk o even scream
Shut yo face if you know what we mean.

hah

Nah, I'm going to sing it normal in my normal singing voice. Just like I sang Katy Perry's Firework and One Directions' What Makes You Beatiful.






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05-11-2018 05:59 PM
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