07-27-2010, 04:07 PM
I find ignorance to be worthy of some hot-lead
Now this is true - every word
Opposite my father's house are two village idiots who happen to live next door to each other and we wondered what it was these two stupid fuckers could possibly have to say to each other - what transpired really wanted to make me put them out of their misery - the only thing is, each thought themselves to be far, far more cleverer than the other with no concept as to how fucking stupid they were themselves. Ain't nature kind?
"I've got four-quad bikes in me out-house"
(An out-house is the space underneath the house-stairs which is accessed from the outside - a triangular space of less than 1.5m cubed) You couldn't even store the tires of one bike in that space.
I will spare you the details but the conversation that followed would make a fisherman blush - eventually one proudly and loudly stated a Circus Big Top could be stored under the fucking stairs...
LC, I need you over here to reduce the gene-pool.
Now this is true - every word
Opposite my father's house are two village idiots who happen to live next door to each other and we wondered what it was these two stupid fuckers could possibly have to say to each other - what transpired really wanted to make me put them out of their misery - the only thing is, each thought themselves to be far, far more cleverer than the other with no concept as to how fucking stupid they were themselves. Ain't nature kind?
"I've got four-quad bikes in me out-house"
(An out-house is the space underneath the house-stairs which is accessed from the outside - a triangular space of less than 1.5m cubed) You couldn't even store the tires of one bike in that space.
I will spare you the details but the conversation that followed would make a fisherman blush - eventually one proudly and loudly stated a Circus Big Top could be stored under the fucking stairs...
LC, I need you over here to reduce the gene-pool.