12-12-2014, 10:18 PM
I once knew a guy from Italy that went nuts over that crap. The Italian Navy lets the sailors bring wine on their ships and he was a kind of exchange swabby. Hairy and smelled like Garlic, but he was fun to party with and got in trouble for bringing wine on our ship. I always sat on the other side of the room when I ate when he was around and once paid another guy to swap bunks with him because he hardly ever took a shower. He only stayed about a month and I forget his name but it wasn't Madge.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.