11-30-2014, 01:14 PM
(11-30-2014, 12:05 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Having said that, if the shady dude she married dies before her as others have wished, please disregard my rant.
That made me laugh, aussie.
But, I gotta say, Zsa Zsa could have taught even you a thing or two about righteous dramatic ranting. She'd have trolled you into next Sunday.
When she got pulled over for driving poorly, she was caught with an open container of alcohol in the car and a suspended license with a fake birthdate that made her much younger than her 66 years. When the officer put his hands on her, she bitch slapped him.
Anyway, she's forgiven. She did the crime, did the time, and she hasn't re-offended. She went to jail for 3 days, performed community service, paid a fine... BUT not before pissing off the LGBT organizations here. During her trial, she told reporters that she was afraid to go to jail because jails are filled with lesbians.
She later apologized, saying: "I got letters from the lesbian and gay association. They are going to boycott me because I say there are lesbians in jail. Imagine a women's jail, there must be lesbians. . . . Maybe I should become a lesbian. What do I know? I like men.".
