08-10-2011, 06:35 PM
My friend went on a date this weekend with this "hot" guy she met on Match.com. Her divorce has been final for about a month, but I won't go into that...
Anyway, she gets there and he is truly as big as his avatar. Super tiny and skinny. She let him buy her dinner but he didn't get any ass. So she moved on to the next guy on Match. She makes sure they have money before she goes.
She better hurry, though, because she smokes and tans heavily. She better find someone to fill up her handbag before she turns into one.
Anyway, she gets there and he is truly as big as his avatar. Super tiny and skinny. She let him buy her dinner but he didn't get any ass. So she moved on to the next guy on Match. She makes sure they have money before she goes.
She better hurry, though, because she smokes and tans heavily. She better find someone to fill up her handbag before she turns into one.