+your daily weather report+

[Clang McFly]

Clang sits in his bathroom with his laptop leaving all his windows open. Listening to a minimized rendition of "short people" he fantasizes about walking greyhounds in Central Park with a midget "pooper scooper" named Fran that has numerous tattoos and eats crickets naked in the back yard. Fran was once a classmate but has changed over the years and just needs a chance to prove his worth on this planet. Go Fran, be all you can be dude.

Sounds great. Would you be willing to write my autobiography? That sounds way better than a fat, nerdy, weirdo 43 year old crossdressing virgin who loves to dance, read(science fiction and comic books), cook, and sing, gamble, play pool, go out to movies, attends wine, beer, and liquor tastings ,Renaissance Faires, strip clubs, amusement parls. concerts and works at the DMV.