Johnny S. Clarke & Lisa Straub- young Ohio couple murdered

[NightOwl]

On the upside, all of you suspicious Mockers will have outside confirmation that the wall cavity in the closet contained plumbing for the shower (not a safe) and the basement is "hiding" a ping pong table, a pool table, a furnace and a sump pump (not the illegal farming operation of the cabal led by Drug Lord Lisa). I just hope they didn't discover the pre-brainwashed sex slaves in-the-making hidden in the attic that Jeff brought back from Russia on the promise of a job and introductions to wealthy American businessmen that are too busy ruling their empires to find a suitable wife! Now THAT would be embarrassing! (AAAAHA! The key was for the shackles! Lisa had to make sure they each got their half a Clark Bar and glass of water each day while the Straub's were on vacation!)

Run with that one, rumor-mongers.

This is the Irish in you see right there is a Tall Tale