08-31-2015, 03:46 PM
This is what happens when I spent too much time on an elliptical machine.
My apologies to Bob Dylan and my thanks to Manfred Mann.
Sing it to the tune of (The) Mighty Quinn.
Come with a Hardy, Come with Har-Hars
Soon . . . very soon these thugs will be behind bars!
Come with a Hardy, Come with Har-Hars
Soon . . . very soon these thugs will be behind bars!
Criminal Mom posts threats and rants
Big Pussy never wears a shirt
And their criminal ways they passed on to their son
Got him planted in the dirt
Maytee lied to JVM, when interviewed on TV
She threw an innocent girl under the bus
To hide Kitty's prison felonies!
Come all with Shakes, Come all with Twitches
Maytee and Big Pussy are gonna be someone's prison bitches!
Kitty was a coward, and like his parents, not real bright
Yet the Slither Queen says he visits her
Damned near every night
Though she says he encourages her
During sleep at each day's end
I'lI bet he says, "You caused my death
And that of my beautiful girlfriend."
Come all Inhale, Come all and Sigh
Start puckering-up, Maytee, to kiss your ass goodbye!
I like my morning coffee, LC liked her tea
The prosecution's case is strong and solid
These thugs ain't goin' free
Now I don't work for Fox News
And I don't have a mate
But when these criminal parents get convicted
You bet I'm gonna celebrate!
Come all and Sing, Come all and Dance
When the judge says "Guilty!" watch Maytee shit her pants!
[Repeat last verse until the guy next to you, on the Precor, complains to management]
Justice for Tiffany Williams!
My apologies to Bob Dylan and my thanks to Manfred Mann.
Sing it to the tune of (The) Mighty Quinn.
Come with a Hardy, Come with Har-Hars
Soon . . . very soon these thugs will be behind bars!
Come with a Hardy, Come with Har-Hars
Soon . . . very soon these thugs will be behind bars!
Criminal Mom posts threats and rants
Big Pussy never wears a shirt
And their criminal ways they passed on to their son
Got him planted in the dirt
Maytee lied to JVM, when interviewed on TV
She threw an innocent girl under the bus
To hide Kitty's prison felonies!
Come all with Shakes, Come all with Twitches
Maytee and Big Pussy are gonna be someone's prison bitches!
Kitty was a coward, and like his parents, not real bright
Yet the Slither Queen says he visits her
Damned near every night
Though she says he encourages her
During sleep at each day's end
I'lI bet he says, "You caused my death
And that of my beautiful girlfriend."
Come all Inhale, Come all and Sigh
Start puckering-up, Maytee, to kiss your ass goodbye!
I like my morning coffee, LC liked her tea
The prosecution's case is strong and solid
These thugs ain't goin' free
Now I don't work for Fox News
And I don't have a mate
But when these criminal parents get convicted
You bet I'm gonna celebrate!
Come all and Sing, Come all and Dance
When the judge says "Guilty!" watch Maytee shit her pants!
[Repeat last verse until the guy next to you, on the Precor, complains to management]
Justice for Tiffany Williams!