Why Toledo is a shithole

[Cracker]

I hear Cleveland rocks.

Hello Cleveland!

From Ohio's listing on Encyclopedia Dramatica:
"Ohio is a shithole excuse of a state in the Jewnited States, in Middle America. It is known for its mass export of Drew Carey. Ohio is widely known for having four unique seasons -- almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction. Ohio is also famous for having one of the highest populations of white supremacists, hicks, and retards (Unlike ED, they SRSLY believe Obama's a Muslim), due to its close proximity to Indiana and West Virginia. A favorite attraction of Ohio is creating moon-crater-sized potholes that rival Pennsylvania's. Since it's so craptastic, no one bothers to fix them. It's known for having three of the shittiest cities in America (and that's saying something): Cleveland, Dayton, and Columbus. Only Detroit, New Orleans (the black parts), and Baltimore are worse. Other than Toledo (which isn't really so much "shitty" as it is unremarkable) all the other "cities" in Ohio are small towns filled with midwestern hicks that nobody cares about.

Note to Eurofags: Don't bother using Ohio as an example of why America sucks. Ohio is the butt of every joke ever here. Srsly, everyone hates Ohio and Ohioans (yes, that's what you call them). Because Detroit is way worse."

"Ohio is home to a wide variety of interesting people, from the college students at Ohio State to the elderly at CGNU. At least 50% of OSU students are fags, while the other 50% are towelheads. The population is often bitter, due to their inability to drive properly, their close proximity to Michigan, and their all-around vacant space."