Why Toledo is a shithole

[ilovefireflies]

As someone who now lives in OH, but is not from OH, I can tell you first hand that yes, OH is in fact a total shithole. Even though I'm "in the toilet", I still can't make up any excuses to prove otherwise, I've tried. It doesn't appear as though any of the locals on the board have presented a valid argument against it either. The facts don't lie, but they do.

Thankfully, I'm still afloat in an overflowing bowl, that is Columbus, and not in the densest bottom of the bowl shittyness that is Toledo.