Hey Republicans! Newt for President?

[Cracker]

If we go negative again, it's officially a double-dip. We are heading that way... I really hope not. I don't know what we can do besides buy American and keep paying the mortgage.

Here are some American brands that are now owned by foreign companies, don't buy if you can help it:

Budweiser (sucks, Belgium)
Purina and Toll House (Swiss Nestle)
ThinkPad (China)
7-11 (Japan)
Gerber (Swiss)
Car and Driver (French)
Alka-Seltzer (German, buy that shit all the time)
Popsicle, Lipton, Knorr, Dove, Axe, Hellmann’s and Suave (Unilever, where the fuck are they from? German?)
Firestone (Japan)
CITGO (Venezuela)
Frigidaire (Sweden)
Adidas, Puma, Reebok (French and German)
Church's Chicken and Caribou Coffee (Bahrain Muslims)
Trader Joe's (German)
Dial soap (German)
Shell (Dutch)
T-Mobile (German)
Sunglass Hut (Italian)
You aren't going to believe this one: Indiana Toll Road hwy 80 (they sold it to Spanish and Australian investors, a fucking road, Jesus Christ) Same with the Chicago Skyway AND Chicago Midway Airport AND Pennsylvania Turnpike AND Puget Sound Electric.

Now I'm disgusted. We are selling actual utilities and roads and airports to foreign investors.