The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

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Insomnia again. ::death::

Shit me too. I got up at 4:50. I hate that. But I unloaded the dishwasher and folded the clothes in the dryer so at least I got something done.

I you having hot thoughts about me again, causing you to stay awake!? :kiss::

You got me. I have a secret crush on you and would drop BF in a heartbeat for you. :kiss::

I guess the fact that you would drop "BF" means you think "God put me in your path." Either that on you somehow heard about the bulk case of hot chocolate mix I bought from Costco recently and my willingness to let you buy me secret lunches far away from your home.

eh, nevermind. I am over it now. After reading how you don't like dirty talk during sex, I lost interest. I wouldn't want to offend your delicate sensabilities telling you how much I love sucking your hard cock. But then again, you don't have much to suck.

I'm not surprised that you have serious reading comprehension issues. I never said that I don't like dirty talk, I said there are certain words I just don't happen to care for. Please, read a book, take a seminar, do something to improve your issue.