09-05-2009, 02:09 AM
To my neighbor that is neither above or below me but is so fucking loud you just woke me from my drunken slumber while my earbuds are in... your cabinet door slamming is not appreciated at midnight nor are your high pitched squeals that are usually only heard during stupid female attempts at obviously fake shows of enjoyment during either football games or sex. I fantasize showing up at your door and popping you in the mouth so you can't make any more noises for at least the rest of the weekend while you recover from having all your front teeth shoved down your throat.