09-13-2009, 01:07 PM
A lady walks into a bakery and is greeted by the clerk .......
Clerk: Good day Ma'am what can we get for you today?
Customer: "I'll have a dozen bagels please"
Clerk: I'm sorry we're all out of bagels, we won't have any until monday. Is there something else we can get for you?
Customer: I'll just look around and see if something else tickles my fancy.
Clerk: That's fine, let me know if you need any help.
A few minutes later the customer returns to the counter .....
Clerk: did you find something you'd like?
Customer: I've decided to go with a dozen bagels please.
Clerk: We're all out of bagels ma'am, but we'll have some on Monday.
Customer leaves the store and gets in her car. A few minutes later she returns and again asks for a dozen bagels....
Clerk: Ma'am, can you spell bagels?
Customer: Of course I can, B-A-G-E-L-S!
Clerk: Ma'am, you forgot the "F"!
Customer: There is no "F" in bagels!
Clerk: That's what I've been trying to tell you! There is no F'in bagels, we won't have any F'in bagels until Monday!
Clerk: Good day Ma'am what can we get for you today?
Customer: "I'll have a dozen bagels please"
Clerk: I'm sorry we're all out of bagels, we won't have any until monday. Is there something else we can get for you?
Customer: I'll just look around and see if something else tickles my fancy.
Clerk: That's fine, let me know if you need any help.
A few minutes later the customer returns to the counter .....
Clerk: did you find something you'd like?
Customer: I've decided to go with a dozen bagels please.
Clerk: We're all out of bagels ma'am, but we'll have some on Monday.
Customer leaves the store and gets in her car. A few minutes later she returns and again asks for a dozen bagels....
Clerk: Ma'am, can you spell bagels?
Customer: Of course I can, B-A-G-E-L-S!
Clerk: Ma'am, you forgot the "F"!
Customer: There is no "F" in bagels!
Clerk: That's what I've been trying to tell you! There is no F'in bagels, we won't have any F'in bagels until Monday!